We would like to think we’re raising the perfect adult. Everyone thinks their child will be perfect, and we’re no exceptions. Paige will be tall (approximate adult height is 5’10), will probably have big boobs, is cute (everyone says so) & is smart beyond belief. So far she’s a reader (good thing being named Paige), likes to watch SciFi, likes Marvel comics movies & most forms of music. She also has a love of Mickey Mouse, dolls, cars & trains. She’ll learn to be a good cook from Daddy & how to balance the checkbook from Mommy. Overall, we think she’s pretty rounded. We think some guy is going to be pretty damn lucky in about 25 years.
Then, there’s her weakness: shoes. Paige was less than a year old when she realized what shoes were. She got dressed & I put new shoes on her. Daddy & Aunt Wii told her how pretty they were. That did it. Ever since then she’s had a shoe fetish. She gets a new pair of shoes and has to show them off for days. She will put her foot out, pointing her toe and command you to look at her new shoes. You are required to ooohhhh and aaaahhhh at these new shoes. If you do not, she will continue to show you her new shoes until you do. And just because you’ve seen the new shoes today doesn’t mean you won’t be shown again tomorrow. New shoes are worn daily for at least a week. And they are considered new shoes as long as Paige says they are. She will also tell you who bought her new shoes.
In preparation for writing this post I gathered up all of her shoes to count & take a picture. I just got up to count my shoes for comparison. Paige has 13 pair of shoes. That’s 13 pair of shoes that currently fit her & that she wears. Granted, it’s almost winter and the summer shoes will go away. But still, 13 pair of shoes. I only own 21 pair, and my feet haven’t grown since 7th grade! Here’s the proof:
If you look closely at the pink glittery on the bottom right here you can see how loved these have been. In every size she wears we have to have 2 shoes: sparklies & pink Converse. Please ignore my craft basket mess in the upper corner. Just pretend you don’t see it. 🙂 There are 2 pairs in here that Paige doesn’t even know about yet. The brown boots on the bottom left are for her Halloween costume. We’ll give them to her then. Then in the top portion there’s a pair of brown Mary Jane’s. I got those to go with skirts & dresses this winter. I try to space out giving new shoes so that she gets maximum “new shoeness” out of each pair.
I know this can’t be normal for a 2 year old to have 13 pairs of shoes. How many pairs do your kids have?